Doggone Riddles

September 3 was National Riddle Day.  So in honor of this PAWatively PAWsome holiday, here are a few laughs, or groans, or tidbits to pass on.

Riddles poodle bath

What kind of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle. 

Riddles no tail 2

Where does a dog go if he loses his tail?

A re-tail store.           

Why did the girl name her dog Ten Miles?

So she could tell the doctor that she walked Ten Miles every day

Riddles greyhound 2

What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?

A Greyhound buzz.     

Why did the man name his puppy Comma?

Because of its small paws.

 

Riddles pugs

What do you call a group of pugs?

A group of pugs is called a grumble.  And that’s no joke.